Santa Photo

So things have been SUPER busy around here between the Holidays and the kids getting into EVERYTHING! I swear there isn't a single item these kids haven't touched in this house. Nothing is safe.

So we decided we would do pictures with Santa this past Saturday. We knew it would be a chore but still wanted to be able to say yep we took pictures with a made up character lol. So I busted my butt the night before making the kids shirts and making the girls skirts. They looked super cute. They got all dressed up and Makayla LOVED her new pretty shoes she was wearing them all day long. She got excited to get dressed up and even had to show grammy and grandpa her pretty outfit and shoes.

So off we went to the mall. And holy crap it was PACKED. Its a good thing nobody except men park in the sears tool section entrance. And we all know it was empty there because men wait until last minute to shop :) So we reached Santa right outside of sears where he was "stationed" and of course long line, yep we like to wait until the last minute for anything.

So Chris and I knew that the kids wouldn't last that long in the line without food so I sent Chris, Makayla and Parker to go get some pretzels. And I warned Chris to make sure that they had their jackets still on when eating them because well kids are messy. So Peyton and I stayed back and stood in line and she hammed it up to everyone around her. She danced and giggled and smiled the entire time. Thank goodness for having one really happy kid haha. So Chris gets back with the food and surprise surprise Makayla has Cheese on her shirt in multiple places. Gee thanks for listening and his comment was "She didn't want it on" well of course she didn't she wants to be naked at all times!

So we waited in line for like 1/2 an hour to see Santa. Makayla was so excited she kept pointing to him and dancing and smiling. Parker was pissy and tired and Peyton was happy and goofy. So when it was our turn to see Santa we knew it was going to be a challenge, but Santa was ready for it. I sat Peyton down and she looked up at him like "Okay what is that white thing attached to your face, awe who cares your cool and talking to me". Then we sit Parker down and he seems okay for the time being a little unsure but hes okay. Then comes Makayla Miss I'm excited to see Santa. Well Chris puts her in front of Santa and she has a melt down. So QUICK regroup. Pick her up calm her down and then put her in front of Santa fast and RUN! Santa did great! he held onto all three kids and still had a smile on his face... Final result

It goes something like this: Makayla: LET ME GO I DON'T KNOW YOU STRANGER LET ME GO I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO  Parker: Seriously she is freaking out there must be something wrong....I need to get out of here, let me go. I'm going to jump!  and Peyton: Seriously people I'm trying to tell Santa what I want so can you just shut up already, I have a lot on my list...

Santa was amazing he was laughing the entire time and even go up to look at the picture because he knew it was going to be a good one.


So I guess the moral of the story......You can never have to many bad photos of your kids to torture them with when they get older

The Crap They call Children's Shows

So I don't know about some of you but what is up with the kids shows nowadays??? I mean really now! I had early morning Saturday Cartoons and they were pretty normal if you ask me.

Now a days we have kids shows that have a giant dildo looking thing with some type of STD. We have unsupervised children and a secret agent bear that creeps into childrens rooms without permission!

Once in a while I get talking to some of my friends about kids shows nowadays and these are some of my rants or questions lol

1) How the hell does Kelly's hardware shop ALWAYS have what Manny needs in such a tiny itty bitty shop. Wow what a surprise she might even have your first born child Manny so just in case you wanted to know

2) Mr. Lopar really get over yourself you suck at life. Just let Manny and the tools help you! Seriously please do something about you and fluffy's comb over its not working to your advantage at all..

3) Agent Oso really is so stinkin dumb! And what parent would let this random funky looking bear character in their house when its just going to make your kid even more confused then what they were before Oso got there

4) Why is it that Manny never pays for anything when he goes into Kelly's shop? I want to be able to walk into a store and not have to pay a damn thing. Do you and Kelly have a little thing going on, on the side for payment ;-)

5) Yo Gabba Gabba really there is nothing much to say here except for the fact that the writters and producers must be doing some pretty good drugs to come up with the concepts and the costumes. I mean really a one eyes orange penis shape with bumps all over it COME ON NOW! you can't tell me for those that have seen it aren't thinking the same thing!

6) Where are Max and Ruby's parents? Good role models right there for NEVER being around.

7) Where is Toodles in real life? Why can't he be here when I run out of diapers in the middle of the night (thank god for cloth)

8) Why in the world can Goofy talk and walk on two legs but Pluto can't? Was he just trained that well?

9) The show iCarly now don't get me wrong kinda like the show but where are her parents. I know her dad is in the military but how long has he been gone I mean really now! And also that so called "apartment" she lives in is bigger then my entire house! They have so much money all the new high end stuff and her Brother Spencer doesn't work lol.

10) This isn't really a rant but I seriously love the show Good Luck Charlie! how cute is that show! and as for the parents they rock! So much fun! I hope that I can have that much fun with my kids later on lol!

I will probably somehow add to this but I haven't gone off on a tangent about these shows lately but it will come back to me :)

Introduction

So I thought I would start a blog to have fun with my life and air out my laundry which is always dirty because I seriously hate doing it :) Figured why not have, share my crazy life and hopefully some people enjoy it.

I guess I will start with introductions and be all "professional", is that possible lol

I'm Jessi I'm currently 26 and am going to stay this age forever! I'm a stay at home mom but I also run two at home businesses. I'm married to Chris who is a Store Manager for an Auto Parts store. Always good to have that guy around when you car bites the dust. Plus he used to be a mechanic so he does all the car handy work, that is when he actually gets around to it lol. We have three beautiful and crazy kids together.

Makayla is what we call our "spawn of Satan" I know I know seems mean right?

Well for those that know her or have heard enough about her you would know she is pretty much Trouble. She never stops moving and is constantly getting into things. She enjoys coloring all over her brother and leaves her sister clean lol. In all honesty she is a beautiful little girl with a lot of spunk but VERY strong willed!

Next we have Parker our only boy and the "middle" child by a whole two minutes! Parker is our little ham man! He is a HUGE flirt and flashes a big smile but before he does that he plays the shy guy to attract more attention. He is my climber and I don't think I could baby proof the house enough because hes smart and drags things to where he wants to be and he climbs using them lol. He is a couch Potatoe to two different things. 1 is baby crack aka Yo Gabba Gabbe and the other is Tangled. I'm pretty sure he has the hotts for Repunzel :)

And last but not least is our "baby" by two minutes Miss Peyton Nicole. She is the funny full of fun energy child. She is nothing but Happy all the time unless shes tired and she only gets cranky at bed time. From the moment she wakes up to the moment she lays down she is smiling and laughing. She "talks" all the time and never stops. and she LOVES to dance. and while dancing she squeals doing it lol.

My life is CRAZY and non stop from 530 in the morning until 8pm. So I have some pretty good stories to tell or just random thoughts. So hope you stay tuned for the crazy insights and random thought of yours truly! You may even get some crazy craft ideas in here too!!!