The Crap They call Children's Shows

So I don't know about some of you but what is up with the kids shows nowadays??? I mean really now! I had early morning Saturday Cartoons and they were pretty normal if you ask me.

Now a days we have kids shows that have a giant dildo looking thing with some type of STD. We have unsupervised children and a secret agent bear that creeps into childrens rooms without permission!

Once in a while I get talking to some of my friends about kids shows nowadays and these are some of my rants or questions lol

1) How the hell does Kelly's hardware shop ALWAYS have what Manny needs in such a tiny itty bitty shop. Wow what a surprise she might even have your first born child Manny so just in case you wanted to know

2) Mr. Lopar really get over yourself you suck at life. Just let Manny and the tools help you! Seriously please do something about you and fluffy's comb over its not working to your advantage at all..

3) Agent Oso really is so stinkin dumb! And what parent would let this random funky looking bear character in their house when its just going to make your kid even more confused then what they were before Oso got there

4) Why is it that Manny never pays for anything when he goes into Kelly's shop? I want to be able to walk into a store and not have to pay a damn thing. Do you and Kelly have a little thing going on, on the side for payment ;-)

5) Yo Gabba Gabba really there is nothing much to say here except for the fact that the writters and producers must be doing some pretty good drugs to come up with the concepts and the costumes. I mean really a one eyes orange penis shape with bumps all over it COME ON NOW! you can't tell me for those that have seen it aren't thinking the same thing!

6) Where are Max and Ruby's parents? Good role models right there for NEVER being around.

7) Where is Toodles in real life? Why can't he be here when I run out of diapers in the middle of the night (thank god for cloth)

8) Why in the world can Goofy talk and walk on two legs but Pluto can't? Was he just trained that well?

9) The show iCarly now don't get me wrong kinda like the show but where are her parents. I know her dad is in the military but how long has he been gone I mean really now! And also that so called "apartment" she lives in is bigger then my entire house! They have so much money all the new high end stuff and her Brother Spencer doesn't work lol.

10) This isn't really a rant but I seriously love the show Good Luck Charlie! how cute is that show! and as for the parents they rock! So much fun! I hope that I can have that much fun with my kids later on lol!

I will probably somehow add to this but I haven't gone off on a tangent about these shows lately but it will come back to me :)